THIS IS HILARIOUS!
> Flat Tummy
> A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom
> on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and
> quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses
> quickly and goes to find him.
> The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad
> doing?"
> The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big
> tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
> "You're wasting your time," said the boy.
> "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.
> "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over
> and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
> Flat Tummy
> A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom
> on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and
> quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses
> quickly and goes to find him.
> The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad
> doing?"
> The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big
> tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
> "You're wasting your time," said the boy.
> "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.
> "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over
> and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
funny 
